So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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