Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I need help removing her.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
MIDGETS
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Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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