I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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