My brain says no but my pants say off.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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