i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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