But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
There's even glitter on my cock...
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