is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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