Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
