I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He told me they were just razor bumps!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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