does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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