have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Little spoons don't ask big questions
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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