I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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