This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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