Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
