If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
