ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dear god my vagina.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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