handjob tips. give me some.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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