dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
