Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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