I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
tell me about the eggs
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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