I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
