i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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