hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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