At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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