we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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