Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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