either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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