i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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