It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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