new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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