You surviving the open bar?
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
ttyl tear gas
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
