There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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