i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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