Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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