So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The feeling are messing with the penis
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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