he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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