you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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