Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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