so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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