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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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