brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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