i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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