you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
True strength comes from lack of pants
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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