i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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