it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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