I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I know her cup size but not her name....
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