do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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