if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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