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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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