is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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