Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We're too hungover to prance.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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