Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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