why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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