I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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