Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Randomize
