Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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