i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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