I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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