dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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