Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sext me about skeletons
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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